Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
