am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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