her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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