It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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