I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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