All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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