I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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