i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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