Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You are a genius and a whore.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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