my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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