You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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