Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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