How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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