You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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