Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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