I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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