Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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