her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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