Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
