My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
So here I am, sexting at work.
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