UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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