# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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