My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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