I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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