I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I love you.
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