Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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