You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
We're too hungover to prance.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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