I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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