Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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