hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Drunk is not a location!
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
