all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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