I don't think brook has ever known best
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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