Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Randomize
