Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Mom said you looked used
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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