so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I am midnight drunk by noon
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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