Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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