"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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