i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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