Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Do plants get herpes?
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