Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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