Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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