she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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