How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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