for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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