Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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