i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
she looked like the before picture.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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