so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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