And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Randomize
