Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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