I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Come see our sink grown plant.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i came on her dog
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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