Christians are straight up FREAKS
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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