i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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