real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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